One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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