Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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