OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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