Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
