marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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