Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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