I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Randomize
