I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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