How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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