Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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