i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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