i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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