Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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