mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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