i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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