let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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