Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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