Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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