Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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