so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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