so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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