sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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