In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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