and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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