More tranny stories later!
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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