All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
im on a boat
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