No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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