also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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