The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
