Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
