Define "chronic" masturbator.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
