therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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