Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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