Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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