I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Randomize
