So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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