found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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