problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
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