birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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