I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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