Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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