What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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