Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
