so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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