Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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