awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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