How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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