What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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