I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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