Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
whose ass print is on the piano?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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