Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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